Rumors R' Us

A LITTLE THREE YEAR OLD BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET.  

HIS MOTHER THINKS HE HAS BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE GOES IN TO SEE WHAT’S UP.  

THE LITTLE BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET READING A BOOK.  BUT ABOUT EVERY 10 SECONDS OR SO HE PUTS THE BOOK DOWN, GRIPS ONTO TO THE TOILET SEAT WITH HIS LEFT HAND AND HITS HIMSELF ON TOP OF THE HEAD WITH HIS RIGHT HAND.

HIS MOTHER SAYS: “BILLY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?  YOU’VE BEEN IN HERE FOR A WHILE.

BILLY SAYS:  ”I’M FINE, MOMMY.. I JUST HAVEN’T GONE ‘DOODY’ YET.”

MOTHER SAYS: “OK, YOU CAN STAY HERE A FEW MORE MINUTES.  BUT,  BILLY,  WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF ON THE HEAD?”

BILLY SAYS: “WORKS FOR KETCHUP.”

This is one bad motha (shut yo mouth)!

I just found the trippiest website I have EVER seen… Here is a link but be sure to come back…

I’m not too big on promotions but I have never seen anything like this…  You have to go check it out!

www.neave.com/strobe/

If you’ve been watching The View since Kate Gosselin has been a guest host you know every day the ladies dig at Kate a little more.  Slowly but surely Kate keeps letting out informaion bit by bit….  Lets face it, it’s not like Kate has a whole lot to offer.

Woopi, on the other hand, has made it very clear in the past that she doesn’t like Kate…

Put the two in  a room together and you know what’s going to happen..  And it did! 

Woopi, who admits that she hasn’t followed the Gosselin gossip,  felt the need to tell Kate how it was and here it is…