Rumors R' Us

Since the Pledge of Allegiance and The Lords Prayer are not allowed in most Public schools anymore because of the word “God” is mentioned a kid in Arizona wrote his own.

The New Lords Prayer

Now I sit me down in school where praying is against every rule

For this great nation under God finds the mention of Him very odd.

If Scripture now the class recites, it violates the Bill of rights.

And anytime my head I bow becomes a Federal matter now.

Our hair can be purple, orange or even green, that’s no offense; it’s a freedom thing.

The law is specific, the law is precise.  Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.

For praying in a public hall might offend someone with no faith at all.

In silence alone we must meditate, God’s name is prohibited by the state.

We’re allowed to cuss and dress like freaks, and pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks…

they’ve outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible. 

 To quote the Good Book makes me liable.

We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,

And the  “unwed daddy,” our Senior King.

It’s ‘inappropriate’ to teach right from wrong,

We’re taught that such ‘judgments’ do

not belong.

We can get our condoms and birth controls,

Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles.

But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,

No word of God must reach this crowd.

It’s scary here I must confess,

When chaos reigns the school’s a mess.

So, Lord, this silent plea I make:

Should I be shot; My soul please take!

Today I recieved this email. I believe America and other nations may need to look toward Australia for an example…

Kevin Rudd -Prime Minister – Australia

Muslims who want to live under Islamic Sharia law were told on Wednesday to get out of Australia , as the government targeted radicals in a bid to head off potential terror attacks.

Separately, Howard angered some Australian Muslims on Wednesday by saying he supported spy agencies monitoring the nation’s mosques.

Quote: ‘IMMIGRANTS, NOT AUSTRALIANS, MUST ADAPT. Take It Or Leave It. I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on Bali , we have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of Australians’.

‘This culture has been developed over two centuries of struggles, trials and victories by millions of men and women who have sought freedom’. ‘We speak mainly ENGLISH, not Spanish, Lebanese, Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, or any other language. Therefore, if you wish to become part of our society . Learn the language!’

‘Most Australians believe in God. This is not some Christian, right wing, political push, but a fact, because Christian men and women, on Christian principles, founded this nation, and this is clearly documented. It is certainly appropriate to display it on the walls of our schools. If God offends you, then I suggest you consider another part of the world as your new home, because God is part of our culture.’

‘We will accept your beliefs, and will not question why. All we ask is that you accept ours, and live in harmony and peaceful enjoyment with us.’

‘This is OUR COUNTRY, OUR LAND, and OUR LIFESTYLE, and we will allow you every opportunity to enjoy all this. But once you are done complaining, whining, and griping about Our Flag, Our Pledge, Our Christian beliefs, or Our Way of Life, I highly encourage you take advantage of one other great Australian freedom,

‘THE RIGHT TO LEAVE’.’

‘If you aren’t happy here then LEAVE. We didn’t force you to come here. You asked to be here. So accept the country YOU accepted.’

Maybe if we circulate this , American citizens will find the backbone to start speaking and voicing the same truths.

Porn comes in many forms.  Now it’s coming in the form of a nude sculpture of Angelina jolie.  A butt naked Angelina Jolie will be gracing the streets of Oklahoma City in September, along with a bunch of men, I’m sure.  A  life-size statue of the Hollywood actress turned porn star, breastfeeding has been created by New York-based artist Daniel Edwards.

The bronze sculpture of mother-of-six Jolie, titled Landmark for Breastfeeding, was inspired by the star’s W magazine cover, or lack there of,  last year, in which she was snapped by boyfriend Brad Pitt breastfeeding her newborn twins.  The rest of the pictures ole Brad snapped will be hitting the Internet soon….  Holy Shit!  They’re already out!  I  just checked! 
The statue depicts Jolie sitting nude as she suckles twins, one of whom is of African descent.  I hope silicone isn’t dangerous when suckled from…

It is set to be unveiled in the Oklahoma City Metro area on September 11 as part of World Breastfeeding Week.  I guess this date was chosen commemoration of the other largest disaster in American history.

Sandy Wilson of Phantom-Financial, the organisation behind the Jolie artwork, says, “We believe the statue sends a beautiful message by promoting the acceptance of public breastfeeding.  Mothers should be encouraged to nurture their babies anywhere.”  This is all Bull Shit in my opinion!  I don’t have a problem with a woman showing off a nice rack but  they want to encourage women to whoop out the tit for a kid but blast a man for taking a looksie… 

If this is allowed to happen, whats going to be next?   

The sculpture will go on show in London later this year.

It seems that Sarah, I don’t want to be Governor anymore, Palin, doesn’t want to be a wife any longer either.  The now  former Governor has purchased some land in Montana and may be moving her and the kids as far away from Alaska as they can get, leaving poor hubby Todd behind!

Reportedly, the sexy Governess has also been missing her wedding ring for some time, which she is said to have taken off and threw in the lake.

Her sudden drop in weight and hair loss might could be contributed to her marital problems rather than the stress of being Governor.  Ole Sarah’s looking good though, and hair will grow back. 

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