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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Sep 2009 01:39:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>LITTLE BOY GOES POTTY</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 22:35:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Big Daddy</dc:creator>
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A LITTLE THREE YEAR OLD BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET.   
HIS MOTHER THINKS HE HAS BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE GOES IN TO SEE WHAT&#8217;S UP.  
THE LITTLE BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET READING A BOOK.  BUT ABOUT EVERY 10 SECONDS OR SO HE PUTS THE BOOK DOWN, GRIPS ONTO TO THE [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bad ASS Dog</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 06:48:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Big Daddy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is one bad motha (shut yo mouth)!

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		<title>Coolest Website EVER</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 04:50:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Big Daddy</dc:creator>
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I just found the trippiest website I have EVER seen&#8230; Here is a link but be sure to come back&#8230;
I&#8217;m not too big on promotions but I have never seen anything like this&#8230;  You have to go check it out!
www.neave.com/strobe/
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		<title>Whoopi Whoops Kate Gosselin</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 17:39:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Big Daddy</dc:creator>
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If you&#8217;ve been watching The View since Kate Gosselin has been a guest host you know every day the ladies dig at Kate a little more.  Slowly but surely Kate keeps letting out informaion bit by bit&#8230;.  Lets face it, it&#8217;s not like Kate has a whole lot to offer.
Woopi, on the other hand, has made it very clear in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Americanized Afghanistan Joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 19:42:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Big Daddy</dc:creator>
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Two families moved from Afghanistan to America.
When they arrived, the two fathers made a bet. 
In a year&#8217;s time, whichever family had become more Americanized would win.
A year later they met.
 
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		<title>Space Shuttle &#8211; Horses Asses</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 19:15:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Big Daddy</dc:creator>
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 The standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That&#8217;s an exceedingly odd number. Why was that gauge used?Because that&#8217;s the way they built them in England, and English expatriates designed the US railroads.
 
 Why did the English build them like ? Because the first rail lines were built by the same [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How Fights Start</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 18:55:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Big Daddy</dc:creator>
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**How Fights Start**
**My wife sat down on the settee next to me as I was flipping
channels. She asked, &#8216;What&#8217;s on TV?&#8217;***
**I said, &#8216;Dust.&#8217;**
**And then the fight started&#8230;** *
************ ********* ********* ********* **** *
*
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		<title>Bubba Had Shingles</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 18:35:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Big Daddy</dc:creator>
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Bubba Had 
Shingles 


Those of us 
who spend much time in a doctor&#8217;s office should appreciate this! 
Doesn&#8217;t it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices 
like an assembly line? Here&#8217;s what happened to 
Bubba: 



Bubba walked 
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		<title>Seniors Make Me Laugh!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 18:48:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Big Daddy</dc:creator>
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A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 m.p.h&#8230;, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
&#8220;Amazing,&#8221; he thought as he flew down I-95, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw [...]]]></description>
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