Rumors R' Us

Porn comes in many forms.  Now it’s coming in the form of a nude sculpture of Angelina jolie.  A butt naked Angelina Jolie will be gracing the streets of Oklahoma City in September, along with a bunch of men, I’m sure.  A  life-size statue of the Hollywood actress turned porn star, breastfeeding has been created by New York-based artist Daniel Edwards.

The bronze sculpture of mother-of-six Jolie, titled Landmark for Breastfeeding, was inspired by the star’s W magazine cover, or lack there of,  last year, in which she was snapped by boyfriend Brad Pitt breastfeeding her newborn twins.  The rest of the pictures ole Brad snapped will be hitting the Internet soon….  Holy Shit!  They’re already out!  I  just checked! 
The statue depicts Jolie sitting nude as she suckles twins, one of whom is of African descent.  I hope silicone isn’t dangerous when suckled from…

It is set to be unveiled in the Oklahoma City Metro area on September 11 as part of World Breastfeeding Week.  I guess this date was chosen commemoration of the other largest disaster in American history.

Sandy Wilson of Phantom-Financial, the organisation behind the Jolie artwork, says, “We believe the statue sends a beautiful message by promoting the acceptance of public breastfeeding.  Mothers should be encouraged to nurture their babies anywhere.”  This is all Bull Shit in my opinion!  I don’t have a problem with a woman showing off a nice rack but  they want to encourage women to whoop out the tit for a kid but blast a man for taking a looksie… 

If this is allowed to happen, whats going to be next?   

The sculpture will go on show in London later this year.

Angelina Jolie says; keep the damn bacon, give me the whole hog! 

Angelina Jolie topped ‘Forbes’ magazine’s list of Hollywood’s highest-earning actresses.  The mega star raked in $27 million between 2008 and 2009.

Angelina even beat her husbands ex-wife, Jennifer Aniston, who came in second in the list with earning of a mear $25 million.  Can Brad pick-em or what?

I just hope Angelina’s “bringing home the bacon” doesn’t cause Brad to have performance anxiety issues!

The magazine said: “Much of Angelina’s earnings came from her share of the profits on ‘Wanted’, but she also scored a fat upfront cheque for ‘Salt’, an action film originally slated to star Tom Cruise, in which Jolie plays a CIA agent who is accused of being a Russian spy.”