Rumors R' Us

WTF!  Everytime I turn around there is another picture of Jon Gosselin showing off his beer belly!  This is really gross…  But it is getting him some attention!  I know there is  a joke about Dickie Doo Disease in there somewhere!  You know, does your belly stick out farther than your dickie doo?   Augh….

I guess  Hailey Glassman likes it.  Hell, shes probably too high to notice!  Atlest she can use his “love handles” to hang on!

We reported earlier about the engagement of Jon Gosselin and Hailey Glassman. Jon put all that to rest when he told People, “No. We’re just having a cool time and enjoying each other.”

Well, you know the ancient proverb: Never believe a reality star.

So it shouldn’t be a surprise that E! News reported the couple purchased a ring from jeweler-to-the-stars Edouard Nahum on Sunday. The jeweler stopped by Christian Audigier’s yacht to privately show the lovebirds a selection of rings.

Naturally, there’s no use purchasing a ring if it’s not going to be worn on the ring finger for maximum rumor exposure, and that’s just what young Hailey did at the VIP Room in St.-Tropez late on Monday night until 5 a.m.

“They’re engaged but nobody is allowed to say. They’ve been warned to keep it secret,” says a source who is close to Nahum. 

Alright, that is enough, Source. We can’t take anymore.

Angelina Jolie says; keep the damn bacon, give me the whole hog! 

Angelina Jolie topped ‘Forbes’ magazine’s list of Hollywood’s highest-earning actresses.  The mega star raked in $27 million between 2008 and 2009.

Angelina even beat her husbands ex-wife, Jennifer Aniston, who came in second in the list with earning of a mear $25 million.  Can Brad pick-em or what?

I just hope Angelina’s “bringing home the bacon” doesn’t cause Brad to have performance anxiety issues!

The magazine said: “Much of Angelina’s earnings came from her share of the profits on ‘Wanted’, but she also scored a fat upfront cheque for ‘Salt’, an action film originally slated to star Tom Cruise, in which Jolie plays a CIA agent who is accused of being a Russian spy.”

A Gawker reader reports, “I was at my friends apt at trump towers on 66th and riverside blvd….. we were in her apt… then left to go to dinner… in the hallway was the Realtor of the building and she was with Jon from Jon and Kate plus 8. It was CLEARLY him. He had bloodshot eyes. We all rode the elevator together. He was looking at an apt on the 8th floor.” 

I understand that Jon is really spaced out and just wants to smoke joints and screw college girls, but would he leave the area where his eight kids live to move to New York City? 

Is this the only place where he could find an apartment large enough to house all the cameras necessary to film his weekend visits and if so, Is Kate or TLC going to foot the bill for his rent?

Look at what I found!  Star Magazine has interviewed Kate Gosselin’ s long lost fiance…  Isn’t strange that when there is something to be had, how relatives, best friends and ex-fiance’s come climbing out of the wood work? 

These interviews can tend to be a little too Politically Correct for my tastes so I will alter it to give you a little better understanding….

Who knew? Kate Gosselin was engaged in sex before she ever met Jon — and now the fiancé she has never spoken about is pimping his story like Deanna Hummel’s brother telling all to Star, and he does not paint a pretty picture.  Go figure!

For starters, Adam Miller says the reality star supermom begged to have his spawn pressured him to marry her — but he broke off the engagement just in the nick of time after she cheated on him at her 21st birthday party.

“She started screwing hooked up with some guy in a Corvette,” minimum wage factory worker Adam says in a world exclusive interview. “She was always chasing the money.”
Kate caught Adam’s wallet eye back in 1995 in the small town of Slutstown  Kutztown, Pa. Adam was 17 and a recent high school graduate and a sophisticated international Playboy. Kate, a nursing student, was a year older. Still he managed to play sugar daddy to his bride-to-be. “I spoiled Katezilla with gifts, like a diamond bracelet and a diamond studed dildo gold locket, and she loved that. I think one of the main reasons she gave me oral sex liked me is that I had a constant erection so much money flowing.”

Adam, 33, also reveals that Kate was nothing like the organic-food-loving health nut she is now. “We’d eat mostly hamburgers, fries, Cheetos. A typical night out was having sex in the back of my Chevette at Ruby Tuesday’s!”