Rumors R' Us

WTF!  Everytime I turn around there is another picture of Jon Gosselin showing off his beer belly!  This is really gross…  But it is getting him some attention!  I know there is  a joke about Dickie Doo Disease in there somewhere!  You know, does your belly stick out farther than your dickie doo?   Augh….

I guess  Hailey Glassman likes it.  Hell, shes probably too high to notice!  Atlest she can use his “love handles” to hang on!

We reported earlier about the engagement of Jon Gosselin and Hailey Glassman. Jon put all that to rest when he told People, “No. We’re just having a cool time and enjoying each other.”

Well, you know the ancient proverb: Never believe a reality star.

So it shouldn’t be a surprise that E! News reported the couple purchased a ring from jeweler-to-the-stars Edouard Nahum on Sunday. The jeweler stopped by Christian Audigier’s yacht to privately show the lovebirds a selection of rings.

Naturally, there’s no use purchasing a ring if it’s not going to be worn on the ring finger for maximum rumor exposure, and that’s just what young Hailey did at the VIP Room in St.-Tropez late on Monday night until 5 a.m.

“They’re engaged but nobody is allowed to say. They’ve been warned to keep it secret,” says a source who is close to Nahum. 

Alright, that is enough, Source. We can’t take anymore.

A Gawker reader reports, “I was at my friends apt at trump towers on 66th and riverside blvd….. we were in her apt… then left to go to dinner… in the hallway was the Realtor of the building and she was with Jon from Jon and Kate plus 8. It was CLEARLY him. He had bloodshot eyes. We all rode the elevator together. He was looking at an apt on the 8th floor.” 

I understand that Jon is really spaced out and just wants to smoke joints and screw college girls, but would he leave the area where his eight kids live to move to New York City? 

Is this the only place where he could find an apartment large enough to house all the cameras necessary to film his weekend visits and if so, Is Kate or TLC going to foot the bill for his rent?

Apparently, Oober Bitch, Kate Gosselin, mother of 8 and star of the hit television reality show, Jon & Kate plus 8 has been outed by her own brother!  According to examiner.com,  Kate’s brother, Kevin Krieder and his wife Jodi have admitted, to Star Magazine that the Gosselin’s marriage is a farce and is only being held together by a “secret contract”!   The contract allegedly states that they may have an open marriage but must stay together for the sake of the show.  And apparently they didn’t waste any time!  I wonder what’s going to be on the next episode of Jon & Kate plus 8?  Kevin was also reported as saying that he was informed by Jon over six months ago that their marriage was over.

Kate had a falling out with brother Kevin and his wife Jodi after figure 8 films offered to pay Jodi for her appearances on the show.  Although reported that Jodi turned down the money, Kate’s rage tore the siblings apart.  Now her brother and his wife come forth with the real story.  All I can say is, Kate, you reap what you sow. 

Of course, this all comes to light immediately after the reports that Kate is also having and affair with the families  bodyguard while Jon is off spanking it with a 23 year old teacher.  The new episode of Jon & Kate plus 8 that is scheduled to air in two weeks will undoubtedly be the the most viewed ever! 

Update:  I just recieved an IM from my friend, she just read that Kate thinks that people like her Opossum inspired hair style!  Does she not read anything?!

Ok, I’m too stupid to figure out how to post the video, but here is a link to Kevin and Jodi’s interviewing and telling it all! http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/05/exclusive-interview-jon-and-kate-shocker-her-brother-says-their-marriage-overKateOk,