Couple arrested – HAVING SEX at Wal-Mart

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It is just amazing!!!  You really can find EVERYTHING you want at Wal-Mart and at a reasonable price!   Save Money Live Better – Wal-Mart! 

Gastonia, North Carolina (The Weekly Vice) — Sometimes a headline and a photo in a story is enough…. and this is likely such a case. If you can bear to read the details feel free. If not, we’ll certainly understand.  Asia Marie Howard, 25, and William Walter Stephens, 83, were arrested Wednesday after having sex in a Wal-Mart parking lot.

According to police, an officer stopped William Stephens and Asia Howard as they were leaving a Wal-Mart parking lot. Officers were dispatched to the scene after a witness encountered the two having sex in Stephen’s Buick. Investigators say Howard admitted to performing oral sex on Stephens for $20.00

Both were booked into the Gaston County Jail on a charge of crime against nature. Howard was released on a $2,500 bond while Stephens was released on a $1,000 bond.

Danny Vice The Weekly Vice http://www.theweeklyvice.com

This would be a great ad for their “Falling Prices” campaign.  You can save money on $4.00 prescriptions and with the money you save, you can get a blow-job in the parking lot!  Sam Walton, I’m sure is turning in his grave….

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July 12, 2009 · Posted in Weird Sex  
　　　　

Man Shoots Wife – WHILE HAVING SEX

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Timothy-Havens-Mug-ShotTalk about shooting your load!  This man, Timothy Heavens, shot his wife while they were having sex!  The woman lived or I wouldn’t be making fun of it, but there are just too many jokes to pass up! 
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Timothy Havens was sentenced to 90 days in jail after telling a 911 dispatcher in November of 2008 that he accidentally shot his estranged wife during sex.
Havens explained that he was trying to move the gun away from the bed when it went off, striking Carolyn Havens in the chest.  I know I like to play Cowboy and Indian Princess but we never use real guns!
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When she was released from the hospital, she confirmed that the shooting was an accident but denied that it occurred during sex. Havens will also perform 80 hours of community service and attend anger management classes.
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July 12, 2009 · Posted in Weird Sex